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Funny Boy with No Girl Friend
She, “You’re so funny and sorted, how can you not have a gf?” . . . Me, “Tum ban jao” . . . . . She, “See, you’re so funny” 😛
Today’s Whatsapp kids Hindi Jokes
Chota Baccha(Dukandar Se): Uncle Rang Gora Karney Wali Cream Hai?? . . Dukandar: Ha Hai Beta.. . . . . . . Baccha: To Saale Lagata Q Nahi……Mai ROZ Tujhe Sapne Me Dekh Kar Dar JATA HUN…. ——————————————— Teacher : Kitne saal k ho ?. Me : Register me check kar le,. Teacher : kaha … Read more
Smart Husband Bring wife to Bar
Angry Wife Jokes An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and … Read more
Amit Shah Latest Funny Political Jokes !!
Narendra Modi has requested to keep Amit Shah away from Delhi on 26 Jan. He might make even Obama join BJP. ——————————————– Obama: Sir thodi si help kar do, itti si popularity badhwa do. Modi: Keep calm and trust Amit Shah. ——————————————– After Coffee with Karan Star world is planning !! – Tea with modi … Read more
Punjabi and Beer what a Combination
Names in punjab are based on Beer fundamentals Sample these: 1. What do you call a guy who drinks BEER with his team??? . . . DALBEER !!! 2. What do yo u call a guy who drinks with his complete khandan … … ??? . . . Kulbeer ! ! ! 3. What do … Read more
Bihari Cum Indian English Jokes
Bihar school teacher’s killer English: 1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in the … Read more
Funny Women jokes in English
Q – You know why women love shoes? Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ! ————————– Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. ————————– Q – Why can’t Women stand a … Read more
Funny Quote On A Husband’s T-Shirt
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.” 😛
Ek ToothBrush ki Dard bhari Kahani India
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam … Read more