Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya… Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi… Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! 😀
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Whatsapp SMS on Pappu
Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more
Punjab English Vs Kerala English Jokes
Q: Which Indian state has highest number of English speaking people ? A: ‘Kerala’ during the day and ‘Punjab’ during the night. NOTE: no offense intended Funny Question on Indian English
Short Inspiring thought
3 nice thoughts. “Kill tension before tension kills u.” “Reach your goal before goal kicks u.” “Live LIFE before LIFE leaves.
Funny Bank Job Interview question
*During interview* SBI: “Tell me something abt urself.” Applicant: “Counter 3 pe form bhar do. 2 hafte baad pata kar lena” SBI: “Hired!”
Funny Machchhar Jokes
life me kitne bhi dukh mile gam mile . . apne aansu beh jaane dena unhe rokna mat..!! . . . kyuki…!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ruke hue pani me hi malaria wale maccher aande dete hai..
Work Pressure vs Life cool messages
WORK PRESSURE… ________________________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _________________________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _________________________________________ Once I was on … Read more
A Nice Quote aur Traffic Police
“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…” -Vivekanand . . Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!
Short Inspiring thoughts
3 nice thoughts. “Kill tension before tension kills u.” “Reach your goal before goal kicks u.” “Live LIFE before LIFE leaves.
Sardars on phone call
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’