Santa Banta in Army Training
Army Training ke dauran, OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’ BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!” OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?” SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat […]
Lady on phone
A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. 😡 Thodi der baad Another call from another unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it […]
Santa at a Restaurant
Waiter: Your Bill Sir! Santa : Take My Card… Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai! Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? 😛
What a person with a Fit face is called?
Q. What do people usually tell a person with a Fit face? “Phittey muh tera”.
Happy Republic day message for whatsapp
Having license & renew your insurance policy of your car is more patriotic than Keeping Tricolor on Car dashboard. Happy Republic Day. —- Justice Liberty Equality Fraternity May our dream of a new tomorrow come true for us HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!. 🙂 —– Still Sleeping? The nation need you ! You need to be Awaken […]
Beizzati Aur Biwi
Arz kiya hai… Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai… Gaur farmaiyega… Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…. Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! 😀
Jokes on WhatsApp Group Admin
Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak… Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.. Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola, Aailaa.. Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata! ———————————— Admin jalebi bech raha tha, lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo” Santa: […]
Girls Applying Lipstick In School
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. They would apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance janitor would remove […]
Sharaabi Aur Train
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Funny Boy In Love With Girl
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin Girl […]
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