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Valentine day SMS Messages collection

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Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ? Banta: Tere paas biwi ya girlfriend hai ? Santa: Nahi Banta: To phir Hanuman Jayanti hai. ————————————————- Valentines Day is over. . . . . Results will be declared on 14 November! ————————————————- Flirtation if for seconds; Passion is for minutes; Liking is for hours; Longing is for … Read more

bakwas band kar Jokes

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1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha … Read more

Obama and Michelle went for dinner

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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged … Read more

Facebook boys girls block messages

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Why Boys get Blocked on facebook twitter . . Boy: What’s your Name ?? Girl: Palak and you ? Boy: Paneer !!! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: What’s Up ? Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl : tu Soya hai…?? Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hun..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . . Girl : see ya ! … Read more

Funny Hindi Jokes

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Wife called Husband Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ?? Hus :- I am in big trouble. .. Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one Hus :- ok….darling …we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. Wife :- kuttey tu ghar … Read more