Boy ka girl friend ke baap ko funny answer
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do 😛 😛
Valentine day SMS Messages collection
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ? Banta: Tere paas biwi ya girlfriend hai ? Santa: Nahi Banta: To phir Hanuman Jayanti hai. ————————————————- Valentines Day is over. . . . . Results will be declared on 14 November! ————————————————- Flirtation if for seconds; Passion is for minutes; Liking is for hours; Longing is for […]
bakwas band kar Jokes
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha […]
India – Pakistan world Cup Match and Valentine Day troll and meme
Cricket World Cup and Valentine Day Give 5 star dinner to your wife on this valentine as Match between India vs Pakistan on 15th Feb. My girl friend is not allowing me to watch Ind vs Pak world cup match. How can I convince her? 😛
Obama and Michelle went for dinner
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged […]
Facebook boys girls block messages
Why Boys get Blocked on facebook twitter . . Boy: What’s your Name ?? Girl: Palak and you ? Boy: Paneer !!! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: What’s Up ? Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl : tu Soya hai…?? Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hun..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . . Girl : see ya ! […]
Cool Alphabetic advice for you
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Sillyness.. T U V Tune Urself […]
Funny Hindi Jokes
Wife called Husband Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ?? Hus :- I am in big trouble. .. Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one Hus :- ok….darling …we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. Wife :- kuttey tu ghar […]
Aaj ka Funny Hindi Suvichar
Funny Hindi Suvichar Kaam aise karo Ki log aapko . . . . . . . Kisi doosre kaam k liye kahe hi nahi
Nurse Sardar Se
Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua hai! Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!
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