Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a hindi movie?
Ans:
Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
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Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Funniest Doctors Jokes
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table with real dead body.
The professor started the class by telling them
two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g.
He inserted his finger in the body’s nose
& on drawing back, put the finger in
his own mouth & tasted it.
Santa Banta Jokes Collection
Here are some Santa Banta Jokes Collection 😛
Height of guessing an answer……
Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….!!
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!
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What is Success?
Father: Success is when signature turns into autograph. Son: No dad, . Success is… when Signature turns into Black Label or Chivas Regal!
Whatsapp Tricky Question Hindi
Whatsapp Tricky Question Hindi :- Ek……. Aurat……. Par baithkar……. Ga rhi thi. Us………. Se door door tak bas…………. Hi dikhai deti thi. Ek word me answer which satisfied for all blanks Dam hai to btao 😀 😛 Thanks Sameer for sharing this with us. 😛
Finally found Whatsapp Girls
After finding this whatapp girl, we have now found whatsapp girls 😉 See more funny whatsapp jokes here – http://www.timepass.website/funny/whatsapp-jokes/
Love To Hate CID
Why I hate CID…
Example
LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?
LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
Finally We have found this Whatsapp Girl
Finally We have found this Whatsapp Girl 😀 😛
I Am Rajnikant Calling!
Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling 😀 Ladka – ha pata hai…bol? Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..? Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera ! 😛 😀
Sardar Having Non Veg
English men have 1 month of festival in which they don’t eat non veg.
In their area there lived a sardaar who eats daily chicken.
Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope.
Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and he agreed.
So the Pope sprinkled holy water on Sardaar and said “You born as a “Sikh”, raised as a “Sikh”, but now you are a”Christian”!