Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom? Child: No. She beats me. . . Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad? Child: No. He too beats me . . Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents? Child: No, they also beat me. . . Judge: Ok. So do … Read more
Don’t worry guys, everything is fine. My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!! Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. From :- Rajnikant Mind It!
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai… Aur Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
Rose is Laal, Sky is Neela & Your mind is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura laga kya? . . Coffee is Hot, Water is Cool, I’m Smart & You’re Fool. Lo or Bura Maan lo… 😛 😀
Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the.. Waiter Banta ne puchha: Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho? Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain, Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
1947 ka mashhoor SMS… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga… Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye! CRAZY FANS… 😀
Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) 2) 3) Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani! KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!
Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli: Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat.. Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..! Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega! . . Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! 😀
Aaj ka Gyaan.. Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai.. Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai, Par Udne nahin deti!! 😛 😛 😛
Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai? Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna? Main: Yaar ek kaam tha…. Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! 😀