IPL Jokes on Mumbai Indian
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom? Child: No. She beats me. . . Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad? Child: No. He too beats me . . Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents? Child: No, they also beat me. . . Judge: Ok. So do […]
Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS
Don’t worry guys, everything is fine. My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!! Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. From :- Rajnikant Mind It!
Biwiyo ka Mindset
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai… Aur Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
Funny sms ka bura nahi maante!
Rose is Laal, Sky is Neela & Your mind is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura laga kya? . . Coffee is Hot, Water is Cool, I’m Smart & You’re Fool. Lo or Bura Maan lo… 😛 😀
Santa Maths ka Teacher
Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the.. Waiter Banta ne puchha: Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho? Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain, Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
1947 ka popular SMS
1947 ka mashhoor SMS… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga… Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye! CRAZY FANS… 😀
Jeevan mein 3 baatein
Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) 2) 3) Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani! KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!
Naughty Dubey Chaat Wala
Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli: Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat.. Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..! Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega! . . Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! 😀
Patiyo ke liye aaj ka gyaan
Aaj ka Gyaan.. Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai.. Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai, Par Udne nahin deti!! 😛 😛 😛
Kameene Dost
Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai? Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna? Main: Yaar ek kaam tha…. Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! 😀
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