Date aur Tareekh mein Fark
Date aur tareekh mein fark: Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain.. . Aur . Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga . . . . . Kya??? . . . . . . . Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela! Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Santa banta latest jokes
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo […]
Modi Sarkar aur Bank Account
Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye.. Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge! 1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi! 2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!
A B C D Sunaao
Teacher: A B C D Sunaao… Student: A B C D Teacher: Aur sunaao.. Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
Bhikhari ka financial management
EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila.. Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya 3000/- ka bill aaya… woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain.. Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya.. Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!! Isko bolte hain.. Financial Management without MBA in India.
Why the price of Audi car is high ?
CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: “We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe…” Santa: “We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror… Don’t worry about our safety…Tu […]
IIN Girls Jokes
Ye wala naya hai.. Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rhi thi… Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number. Ladka : confused and ask…. what?? Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi.. Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he. Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera […]
Boys vs Girls trending Jokes collection
Me: naam? She: babita, tera? Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada **BLOCKED** ================================================================== *Calls Vodafone Customer Care* Call connects Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you? *Disconnects* ================================================================== Me : Hi baby She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ? Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha *Blocked* ================================================================== […]
Funny joke on boy-mom
Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘jasmine’ kyoo hai? Mom: kyo ki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai? Boy: to fir mera naam aisa kyo ? Mom: “Gotiya” faltu ki bakwas band kr ……!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 Sent by – Raj Goyal
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