Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab?? Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain… Hansa : taklaa.. Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…. Hansa : takli.. Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? […]
Funny IIN Jokes
She:- Kya Karte ho? Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu. She:- Kounsi College? Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni 😛 😛 😀 😀 ================================================ Anish : papa gf. Pregnant ho gyi Anish k papa : Tune ye sb sikha kaha se..??! Anish: papa IIN (idea internet network) yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta […]
Random Kuchh Bhi Joke
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t […]
36-24-36 GIrl In Bikini
A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛
Ek Haathi aur Ek Cheenti
Chhote: 1 question puchhun? Bade: nahin Chhote: sun to Bade: bol Chhote: ek Haathi aur ek cheeti chupa chupi khel rahe the… Cheeti jaakar mandir mein chup gayee. Phir bhi haathi ne usse dhoond liya.. bata kaise? Bade: nahin pata Chhote: arre buddhu! Kyunki haathi ne cheeti ke chappal mandir ke bahar dekh liye the. […]
Bade Chhote Joke
Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun Bade: – Nahi sunana hai Chhote: – arey sun to Bade: – Kya hai bol… Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Bade: – Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…? Chhote: […]
The intelligent Kid from IIN
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! This kid is from IIN! 😀 😀 😀
OXFORD Ka Kya Matlab Hai?
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai? Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi, yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. 😀 😀 😀
Ek sher arz kiya hai Zindagi ka maksad
Ek sher arz kiya hai…. Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana… wah wah! wah wah! Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana, A for Apple, B for Banana… 😀 😀 😀 😛
How To Kill A Girl?
Give the girl a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics, Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi 😀 😀 😀
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