Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab?? Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain… Hansa : taklaa.. Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…. Hansa : takli.. Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? … Read more

Funny IIN Jokes

She:- Kya Karte ho? Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu. She:- Kounsi College? Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni 😛 😛 😀 😀 ================================================ Anish : papa gf. Pregnant ho gyi Anish k papa : Tune ye sb sikha kaha se..??! Anish: papa IIN (idea internet network) yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta … Read more

Random Kuchh Bhi Joke

Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t … Read more

36-24-36 GIrl In Bikini

A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛

Ek Haathi aur Ek Cheenti

Chhote: 1 question puchhun? Bade: nahin Chhote: sun to Bade: bol Chhote: ek Haathi aur ek cheeti chupa chupi khel rahe the… Cheeti jaakar mandir mein chup gayee. Phir bhi haathi ne usse dhoond liya.. bata kaise? Bade: nahin pata Chhote: arre buddhu! Kyunki haathi ne cheeti ke chappal mandir ke bahar dekh liye the. … Read more

Bade Chhote Joke

Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun Bade: – Nahi sunana hai Chhote: – arey sun to Bade: – Kya hai bol… Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Bade: – Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…? Chhote: … Read more