Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
Raat mein pati ko patni ne milk diya… Pati doodh taste karte hi bola: Yeh kaisa doodh hai? Patni boli: Wo kesar khatam ho gaya tha, to maine “Vimal Paan Masala” daal diya… Iske daane daane mein hai… kesar ka dam! isiliye!!!
BREAKING NEWS Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon Modi says “Make In India”!
Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy. HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment
Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha. Santa: bhaag saale bhag… bhag.. aur bhaag Kal kya karega? Charger to mere pass hai.
Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the? Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha. Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho? Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!
Ishq mein hum tumhe kya batayein Kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain… Kal maara tha baap ne uske… Aaj bhaiya bhi aaye hue hain!!
Ganpati Bappa Moriya Dhandha ko-ni ho riya!
Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche. Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji…. Rajnikanth ne … Read more
Me – I love you..marry me.. She – Are you mad..? Me – Is that the criteria? *blocked* ? ================================================= One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence. The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things: 1. Religion 2. Sxuality 3. Mystery Here Is … Read more
Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha… Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha “jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!” Santa yeh sunkar bola: “Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”