Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha… 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh … Read more
Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya…. . . Budha:”Sorry… . . Ladki:”Andha hai kya…Dikhta nahi.. ;/ Ladki Jaise hi Aage badhi, Ek handsome ladka us ladki se takra gaya… . . Ladka:”Sorry… . . Ladki:”It’s okay.. .. Budha ladki se bolta hai”MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??”
A last minute SIX . . . A last minute GOAL . . . . A last minute MOVE . . . . often wins the GAME! . . . . That’s why we are still confident that… . . . . “A Last-Night Study can win an EXAM” !
Husband was shocked to read wife’s Old school report card.. The comment written on report card… . Very obedient and Soft Spoken student !!!
Hamare purush users ne humse poochha hai ki jeevan mein premika ke hone ke kya faayde hain. Atah aaj hum batayenge ki jeeven mein Girlfriend hone ke kya-kya faayde hain. 1. Doston mein aapki izzat bad jaati hai: Ye jeevan ka ek kadva sach hai bhakton. Aajkal usi ladke ki har koi izzat karta hai … Read more
1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = BLACK is a color , WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why.. 😛 😀
A tip to all male friends: ladki ka no. mangna ho to never ask HEY U ON WHATSAPP?? vo bolegi SRY I DON’T HAVE A SMART PHONE pehle use bolo YAAR PICS TOH TUMHARI PALANG-TOD HAI.. KONSA PHONE USE KARTI HO? Then she won’t have that excuse 😛
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do 😛 😛
Cricket World Cup and Valentine Day Give 5 star dinner to your wife on this valentine as Match between India vs Pakistan on 15th Feb. My girl friend is not allowing me to watch Ind vs Pak world cup match. How can I convince her? 😛
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Sillyness.. T U V Tune Urself … Read more