Husband Wife

Collection of Husband Wife Jokes, Pati-Patni Chutkule, Hindi Marriage Jokes

Funny husband and wife messages

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Height of JOB satisfaction A boy was appointed as a Receptionist in a Girls hostel. After 2 months the owner called the boy and said, Why haven’t you come to collect your salary? Boy: Oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!! Prabhu Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai? Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai. Aur … Read more

Biwi aur Coolie ek Platform par

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Platform par dher saara samaan liye khadi ek aurat se coolie ne puchha: Madam, Coolie chahiye? Aurat ne badi vinamrata ke sath jawab diya: Nahin bhaiya, Mere pati mere saath hain!! 😀 😀 😀

Difference between “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation

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Husband and Wife “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation On “Whatsapp” –  Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho? Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” – Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. … Read more

Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English

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Wife : “why are u home so early?” Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!” ————————– Doctor : How is your headache ? Patient : she’s out of town. ————————– Marriage is like a public toilet… Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ————————– No … Read more

Funny conversation between Software engineer and his wife

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Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – … Read more

Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English

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Wife : “why are u home so early?” Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!” ============================================ Doctor : How is your headache ? Patient : she’s out of town. ============================================ Marriage is like a public toilet… Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ============================================ No … Read more

Top 10 husband and wife funny messages and jokes

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Height of JOB satisfaction A boy was appointed as a Receptionist in a Girls hostel. After 2 months the owner called the boy and said, Why haven’t you come to collect your salary? Boy: Oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!! ======================================================================================= Prabhu Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai? Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai. … Read more