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Collection of Husband Wife Jokes, Pati-Patni Chutkule, Hindi Marriage Jokes
There are hundreds of jokes out there created on the husband-wife or married life relationships. Here I have curated 4 fresh Husband-wife / Love Hindi jokes from them for your entertainment. You can read more Husband Wife jokes here . 😛 😀 1. How do you feel it ? 2. Don’t even think 3. Sajni to … Read more
Cricket Fever Husband was busy watching Ind vs Pak match.. Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ?? Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted . . . ‘CHHAKKA’ . . . . . . His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol 😀 😛 … Read more
Wife saw board outside a shop “Monsoon Offer Only for today” : Banarsi saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Excited Wife to Husband: Give me Rs. 500, I’ll buy 50 sarees.. Husband – Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai vo ! Find More Husband Wife Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/husband-wife-jokes/
Old is gold THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN.. 1. THE EUROPEANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most. . . . . . 2 THE AMERICANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most. . . . . . 3. THE INDIANS … Read more
Husband was shocked to read wife’s Old school report card.. The comment written on report card… . Very obedient and Soft Spoken student !!!
Santa Banta ke ghar gaya.. Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola.. Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.. Banta bola: Kahaa yaar.. Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai, Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!! 🙂
A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. 😡 Thodi der baad Another call from another unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it … Read more
Lady told the Advocate: I want to again marry my ex-husband Advocate asked lady: Why, last month only you got the divorce Lady told advocate: After divorce he is very Happy and I cannot tolerate this.
Angry Wife Jokes An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and … Read more
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.” 😛