Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah
Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the? Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha. Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho? Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!
4 dangerous weapons in the world
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tear 3. Wife’s Looks And the most dangerous, 4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Harr Biwi Ki Dua
Harr Biwi Ki Dua Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Tarakki De Dolat de Bangla De Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.. Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de BAKi…. Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀 😛
Fact of life – Pati patni joke
Fact of life: Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de… Shopping ke baad, Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!!
Biwiyo ka Mindset
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai… Aur Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
Patiyo ke liye aaj ka gyaan
Aaj ka Gyaan.. Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai.. Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai, Par Udne nahin deti!! 😛 😛 😛
Dentist se daant nikalwana hai
Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi. Mahila: Ek daant nikalwana hai… Par sirf 10 minute mein.. Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin! Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…! Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!! Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain […]
Dimaag ki Pareeksha
Shaadishuda purusho ke liye… Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki? Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye… Q: Main Patni kyun bani? Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! 😀
Are You An Alcoholic?
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Teri Bhabhi se hui “Kahasuni”
Shaadishuda mard udaas hota hai, To yaar dost puchhte hi hain, kya hua? Jawab hota hai.. Yaar kuchh nahin, teri bhabhi se “Kahasuni” ho gayi.. Jabki “Kaha” kuchh nahi hota, Sirf “Suni” hoti hai…
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