Collection of Husband Wife Jokes, Pati-Patni Chutkule, Hindi Marriage Jokes

Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah

May 30, 2015 by Joker

Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the? Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha. Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho? Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!

4 dangerous weapons in the world

May 12, 2015 by Joker

4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tear 3. Wife’s Looks And the most dangerous, 4. Wife’s Missed Call.!

Harr Biwi Ki Dua

May 11, 2015 by Joker

Harr Biwi Ki Dua Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Tarakki De Dolat de Bangla De Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.. Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de BAKi…. Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀 😛

Fact of life – Pati patni joke

May 11, 2015 by Joker

Fact of life: Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de… Shopping ke baad, Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!!

Biwiyo ka Mindset

May 4, 2015April 26, 2015 by Joker

Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai… Aur Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!

Patiyo ke liye aaj ka gyaan

May 4, 2015April 20, 2015 by Joker

Aaj ka Gyaan.. Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai.. Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai, Par Udne nahin deti!! 😛 😛 😛

Dentist se daant nikalwana hai

May 4, 2015April 15, 2015 by Joker

Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi. Mahila: Ek daant nikalwana hai… Par sirf 10 minute mein.. Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin! Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…! Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!! Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain … Read more