Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Collection of Husband Wife Jokes, Pati-Patni Chutkule, Hindi Marriage Jokes
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION On “Whatsapp” Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the … Read more
Patni (Pati se): Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu? Pati (Kuchh der soch kar): Aisa karo jo, Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! 😀
Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga… Husband: kitni backward ho tum… duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rahi ho? Ye mera TAB le lo…. Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya.. Husband Behosh…!! :-O Moral- Biwi jo mange…de do 😛
Mindblowing……. Wife : Honey my stomach is getting bigger, i think i am pregnant !! 😛 Husband : Ya, and i know who’s the daddy !!! 🙂 Wife : Who? 😯 . . . . . . . . . Husband : McDonalds / Pizza Hut / Dominoz / SubWay / KFC !!! 😛 😛 😛 😛 … Read more
Always love your husband…… Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks… Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ? Love him if he criticizes your … Read more
Husband roz ki tarah subah walk per gaya to dekha bahar bahot thand ho rahi thi… woh turant wapas aa gaya, aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya.. Aur bolaa “bahar bahut thand ho rahi hai!!” Biwi (neend mein) “phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..”! Find more Husband Wife Jokes at – http://www.timepass.website/funny/husband-wife-jokes/
Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Bas Mast hai yaar… Subah jo wo chahe karti hai, Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!
This is unbeatable… School teacher sent home a note..:.. “Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!” . Mother sent a note back: “Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem.” 😉 😛
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 … Read more