Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess…
(Joke Doesn’t End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai…
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth!
(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…
BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain…
Both GIRLS: Nahi… Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge…
BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela…
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge…
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga…
Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai…
(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)
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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai…
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar… Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Arre Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume…
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Woh Lefty Hi Hoga…!