Boy & Girl blocked jokes

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
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Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
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Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
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Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked*
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Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G
more…
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s
forehead.
*Blocked*
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Girl puts up her status :” waiting for
CHENNAI EXPRESS “…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
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Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*