Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Happy Holi Sms Wishes Whatsapp Messages, Funny Jokes Fb Status
Happy Holi Sms Wishes Whatsapp Messages, Funny Jokes Fb Status :- It is just a 10 days in Holi celebration and you are still thinking about your Holi wishes for your friends and family.
Very Nice Inspiring Whatsapp Message About Life
एक सपने के – टूटकर चकनाचूर हो जाने के बाद ,दूसरा सपना देखने के हौसले को ‘ज़िंदगी’ कहते हैं ! Good Morning ???⭐???
Height WHATSAPP message Forwards
Height WHATSAPP message forwards ..!! Sardaar ko uska Sasur joote mar raha tha… Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko…??? Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki ‘Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho…’ Saale ne usko bhi 50 doston ko forward kar diya…:-P 😛 😛
Awesome Top Funny whatsapp status
1) Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2) Read books instead of reading my status!
3) SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
4) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
5) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
8) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
9) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
Very Funny Jokes in English
A boy goes with his mother in a taxi,
In between taxi passes by a red light area.
The boy asks his mother after looking at the call girls,
Mom, who are they ?
Mother replied: They are waiting for their husbands.
Taxi driver: Why are you lying the kid ?
Chak de India Feeling – Indian Joke
When you drive in UP you get that chak de india feeling. Isne left indicator chalu kiya hai ye left mudega par nahi iska face right ki taraf hai ye right mudega. Ya khuda ye to bich raaste me chal raha hai ye thookne ke liye rukega. 😛 😛
Welcome Back MAGGI Noodles
Welcome Back MAGGI Noodles !!! We are happy to see you back… #WelcomeBackMAGGI
WhatsApp Love Status
The best feeling is when you look at the one you love and they’re already looking at you.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex . . . no matter what she’s reading!
I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra… Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Dil to Pagal Hai – Funny Hindi SMS
दिल ने कहा कि दोस्तों को message करूं । Mobile उठाया, फिर सोचा रहने दो, दिल तो पागल है। फिर दुबारा सोचा दिल पागल है तो क्या हुआ, दोस्त कौन से normal हैं।!!!