Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
पत्नी से तंग आकर पप्पू तलाक के लिए कोर्ट में गया। पप्पू ( जज साहब से )– सर मैं अपनी बीवी से खुश नहीं हूं। जज ( पप्पू की पत्नी से बोले) – आपका पति आपसे खुश क्यों नहीं हैं ? पत्नी बोली – जज साहब सारे मोहल्ले के लौंडे हमसे खुश हैं, भाभी-भाभी कहकर … Read more
Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho? Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste! Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo! Sardar ji: Oo kyun? Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda … Read more
English – I love you
Afrikaans – Ek het jou lief
Albanian – Te dua
Arabic – Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic – Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian – Yes kez sirumem
Bambara – M’bi fe
Bengali – Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee)
Belarusian – Ya tabe kahayu
Post by Paz.
Teacher: A B C सुनाओ.. संता: A B C Teacher: और सुनाओ… संता: और सब बढियां, आप सुनाओ !!!
Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer
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Can any one say the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished’? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between ‘Complete’ and … Read more
1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
2. Someone is “Driving” since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!!
3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
4. Someone is always ‘available’. How free are you?????
5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’ I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!
6. Someone writes “urgent calls only”. Don’t get it.. Are u in the fire or ambulance service?