Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer
Biscuitwale ka Love letter:
Today is a Goodday.
U have Krack’jacked my Little heart.
Now i am in 50-50 position. Don’t break my Fantasy.
Meet me at Parle ji.
Plz dont play Hide n seek.
Girl ordered a Pizza.
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Girl: 4 hee kar de, 8 khaongi toh Moti ho jaungi…