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Funny Lalu Prasad and Bill Gates Jokes
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: ———————— Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks, Bill Gates. ————————- Lalu prasad jumped with … Read more
Alia Bhatt latest jokes on budget
Hey Celina Jaitley….Nice budget by your father… Regards: Alia Bhatt Celina replies..Thanks Alia Bhatt.. Had your grandfather not discovered zero,this budget would not have been possible!…
Funny full forms of IT companies
Here are some funny full forms of IT companies 1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT . 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output . 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses . 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions . 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems . 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping . … Read more
Santa vs Girlfriend funny jokes
Once Santa and his girl friend were sitting and seeing moon . Girl friend : batao Chand kaha hai. . Santa : Ek waha hai aur ek mere saamne hai . after marriage . Wife : chand kaha hai . . Santa : waha tera baap dfl lekar baitha hai kya.
Cricket world cup jokes and memes
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INDIA win match against UAE Mauka jokes
India defeated UAE by 9 wickets. Petrol price is up by Rs 3.18/- and Diesel by Rs. 3.09/-. People in UAE must be Laughing and Singing, “Mauka Mauka..Mauka Mauka”.
Best hindi funny SMS
Here are the Best hindi funny SMS Inspector: Jail me kese aye? Santa: Media ki ladki aai thi, usk tsirt me “Press” likha tha! Inspector: Phir?? Santa: Maine bhi vhi kiya jo likha tha ======================================== Raat ko 2 baje santa ko phone ata hai : yaha par Fatima Mehfooz reheti hai kya? Santa: Kutte itne … Read more
Height of crazyness jokes
Crazy Heights Of Jokes. MUST READ 1) Fashion? Lungi with a zip. 2) Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk. 3) Craziness? Get blank paper xerox. 4) Hope? A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming. 5) Stupidity? Looking through key hole of a glass door. 6) Suicide attempt? A dwarf jumps … Read more
Hindi Killer Shayari for IT people
Dedicated to all IT Infrastructure guys… Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge galib…. Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hai “why our application is running slow?” 😛 Computer jokes programmer jokes