Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved” Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
Hinglish
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
मैं आपसे फ्रेंडशिप करना चाहता हूं.
लड़का: मैं आपसे फ्रेंडशिप करना चाहता हूं. . . . लड़की: मेरी सगाई हो गई है. , , , लड़का: अच्छा तो फिर बहन बन कर अपनी किसी सहेली से सेटिंग करवा दे. ?????
Why the price of Audi car is high ?
CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: “We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe…” Santa: “We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror… Don’t worry about our safety…Tu … Read more
Funny sms ka bura nahi maante!
Rose is Laal, Sky is Neela & Your mind is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura laga kya? . . Coffee is Hot, Water is Cool, I’m Smart & You’re Fool. Lo or Bura Maan lo… 😛 😀
Funny Increments Jokes by HR
To all employees… HR Head: This year also, increments will be as per the Bell Curve Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, “Ghanta milega”..!
Funny boyfriend v/s girlfriend conversation
Girlfriend: Baby u have changed a lot these days, you didn’t even reply to my mesg last night. Boy: No swthrt i was just busy with work… GF: From the past 4-5 days you are using work as an excuse to being busy. I feel you’re hiding something from me… Boy: Not at all swhrt, … Read more
Girls vs Boys on Computer
Girls Marks in Computer:” 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: “44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
Funny Lalu Prasad and Bill Gates Jokes
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: ———————— Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks, Bill Gates. ————————- Lalu prasad jumped with … Read more
Funny full forms of IT companies
Here are some funny full forms of IT companies 1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT . 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output . 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses . 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions . 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems . 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping . … Read more