Funny SMS – I like three things
I like three things 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. You . . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink And you to.. . . Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? 😉 😀
Hinglish
Funny conversation between Software engineer and his wife
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – … Read more
13 Funny meanings of Indian places in english
Amazing INDIA – 13 Funny meanings of places in English 1 Large State – “Maha-Rastra” 2 Place of Kings – “Raja-Sthan” 3 Mr. City – “Shri-Nagar” 4 Rhythm of Eyes – “Nayni-Tal” 5 Face – “Surat” 6 Unmarried Girl – “Kanya-Kumari” 7 No Zip – “Chen-Nai” 8 Come in Evening – “Aa-Sam” 9 Go and … Read more
Obama aur Monkey Bath
Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath? Even i was shocked to hear that? Then i asked him why he is asking this ? He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi. . . Later on I realized that he was … Read more
A Nice Quote aur Traffic Police
“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…” -Vivekanand . . Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!
What a person with a Fit face is called?
Q. What do people usually tell a person with a Fit face? “Phittey muh tera”.