Bollywood Songs For School Life
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai […]
Latest PJ jokes Collection
Latest PJ Which song is this? 12.99999 “tera hone laga hoon” 😉 Which song is this? 13.00000000000001 . . . . . . . “tera tera tera suru…” 😛 ………………………. Guess which song is this 2√2√2√2√2 . . . . . . . . Jab mila two root two root two root two root two […]
Batao Yeh Kaunsa Tense Hai?
Mam to student: batao ye konsa tense hai Main nach rahi hoon, Tum nach rahe ho, Wo nach raha hai, Hum sub nach rahe hai… Student- Ma’am ye Mujra Continuous tense hai.. 😀
Funny Shayari – Aakhir Exams Mein Hi Kyun Padhte Ho?
My mom asked me – why don’t you study the whole year & study Only during exams!! I replied: Beacuse… Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin, Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.. 😛
New Munna Circuit Jokes
New Munna Circuit Jokes 😉 😛 Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na. ————– Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to […]
Sardar Ka Mast Jawab
Ek mahila train se utri, usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai? Sardar hasaa, 😀 😀 zor se hasaa, zor zor se hasaa, haste haste lot pot ho gaya.. aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola: Pagli, Ye Railway station hai…!
Funny PK Movie Jokes
Koi bhi PK mat dekhna… . . . Hosh mein dekhna, Achchi lagegi !!! 😀 ==========================================
Funny Hindi PJ On Chicken Dishes
Funny Hindi PJ :- 😉 The chicken PJs: Who’s the father of the chicken? Chiken ka-bab Who’s the mother of the chicken ? Chicken kima How do u tell a chicken to call u on your mobile? Kalmi kabab What happens when a chicken takes a bath ? Chicken showerma Chicken in trouble? chicken soup […]
Santa, Banta Aur Biwi – Hindi Joke
Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Bas Mast hai yaar… Subah jo wo chahe karti hai, Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!
Guess The Song – Funny PJ
Funny PJ This one is even worse? (earlier one was this) Guess which song is this 212 . . . . . . . . Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… 😀
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