Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Doctor: Mubarak ho ladka hua aapka. Arun lal: shandaar Delivery. Doctor: *Slap* Arun lal: Kalaiyon ka behtareen istemaal. ================================================================ Khoob Jamega Rang, Jab Mil Baithenge 3 Yaar Aap Mai Aur Thappad Padega Agar BAGPIPER Ka Khayal Bhi Aaya Only SPRITE ================================================================ I loved a girl…… N she broke my heart… </3 . . Now every … Read more
Boy : 12:00, Badlapur?? Girl : Done. Girl : Where are you? Boy : Mulund PVR , waiting for you. Come soon idiot, movie is about to start. Where are you? Girl : Badlapur station 🙁 🙁 🙁
Height of Flirting Girl calls a boy: Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo Girl: Kahan ho yara subah se koi ata pata nahi! Boy: Arre hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon mein Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?? Boy: Tumhari photo dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha.. Girl: Maine … Read more
Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai, Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha, Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 😀 ———- Pehna Suit hazaar ka, Bataya lakh ka, Aur becha Crore mein, Wah re Gujrati, Wah! ———- Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi … Read more
Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess… (Joke Doesn’t End Here) GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai… GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth! (The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either) . . . Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai… BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain… … Read more
Shortest Rebirth Story Wife-Marr gaye kya Husband-Aaya ————- Nepali Gorkha went to a shop to buy pillow. He showed a pic of a pillow to shopkeeper and said “Ayesha Takia chahiye”… —————— Wife:- How will u feel when i go to my maika? Husband:- mauka… mauka.. 😛 😛 😛
Zadu wala Chief Minister Chai wala Prime Minister 2nd ,3rd or 12th Pass desh ke Mantri . . . . . . Aur hum Graduate aur post graduate yahan whatsapp or facebook pe group group khel rahe hain…. 😀 😀 😀
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin emoticon Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain . . Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ? How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl … Read more
I like three things 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. You . . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink And you to.. . . Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? 😉 😀
Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di. Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! 😀