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Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.

Funny Facebook jokes ever !

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Funny Facebook jokes ever ! Facebook ka Kamaal…!! Class Ke Doran Ek Ladke neApna FacebookAccount khola Aur Status Update kia: ” I am using fb in Class”. Foran Professor ne comment kia “Class se nikal jao” Principal ne Professor k comment ko Like kia , Dost ne comment kia “Oye Cafe Aaja” Maa ne comment … Read more

Funny – Kabir Vani vs. Software Engineer

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Kabir: Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye, Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye. Software Engineer: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye. Kabir: Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye, Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye. Software Engineer: Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye, … Read more

New on Whatsapp

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Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi… I am new on whatsapp… Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…? I replied: I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later ! She replied: No problem. I’ll ask my son… Love you too… Bye and Take Care And my wife read it and…… Saala, … Read more

Lalu and Ebola Problem

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Lalu’s PA: Sir! There is a new problem. Lalu: Ka problem? PA: Ebola. Lalu: Kaun bola? PA: Koi bola nahin Sir, Ebola. Lalu: Arrey Kaun bola bhai? Nitish bola? Modi bola? Kaun bola? PA: Sir, aap samajh hi Nahin rahey hain. Ebola. Lalu: Abey ham samajh Nahin rahey hain Ki tum pagla Gaye ho ka? … Read more

Very FUNNY jokes (Hindi and English)

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Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” ******************************************************* Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life! ******************************************************* Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! … Read more

True meanings of Girl

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True meanings of “GIRL” “G”= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. “I”= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. “R”= RONE ki automatic machine.. “L”= LARAI may sab ki maa… 😀 😀 😀

Whatsapp jokes on Pappu

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Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more

Aaj ke Funny Hindi Jokes

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Wife called Husband Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ?? Hus :- I am in big trouble. .. Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one Hus :- ok….darling …we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. Wife :- kuttey tu ghar … Read more