Ek sher arz kiya hai Zindagi ka maksad
Ek sher arz kiya hai…. Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana… wah wah! wah wah! Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana, A for Apple, B for Banana… 😀 😀 😀 😛
Hindi
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
How To Kill A Girl?
Give the girl a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics, Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi 😀 😀 😀
WhatsApp group ke silent members ke liye
Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar, Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye Zabardast offer!!!… Bhootpurva PradhanMantri Shri Manmohan Singh ji Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain.. . . . Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!! “First come first serve only!”
Irritating Joke: Fridge hai?
A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola … Read more
Buddha Aadmi aur Kitaab
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST … Read more
Harr Biwi Ki Dua
Harr Biwi Ki Dua Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Tarakki De Dolat de Bangla De Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.. Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de BAKi…. Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀 😛
Awesome Hindi PJ Shayari Collection
Arz kiya hai… Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Basically ur concepts r not clear!! . . . Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”, Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao ? . . . Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter, Ab … Read more
Fact of life – Pati patni joke
Fact of life: Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de… Shopping ke baad, Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!!
Bete Ka Result – Government Joke
Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua? Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai.. Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Teachers Vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:- Aaj mere paas Bangla hai… Gaadi hai… Naukar chakar hain… Tumhare paas kya hai…?? Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!! 😀 😀 😀