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Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Rajni in Talwarbaji competition
Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche. Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji…. Rajnikanth ne … Read more
Boys vs Girls latest Jokes collection
Me – I love you..marry me.. She – Are you mad..? Me – Is that the criteria? *blocked* ? ================================================= One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence. The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things: 1. Religion 2. Sxuality 3. Mystery Here Is … Read more
Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers
Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha… Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha “jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!” Santa yeh sunkar bola: “Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”
Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab?? Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain… Hansa : taklaa.. Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…. Hansa : takli.. Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? … Read more
Funny IIN Jokes
She:- Kya Karte ho? Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu. She:- Kounsi College? Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni 😛 😛 😀 😀 ================================================ Anish : papa gf. Pregnant ho gyi Anish k papa : Tune ye sb sikha kaha se..??! Anish: papa IIN (idea internet network) yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta … Read more
Random Kuchh Bhi Joke
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t … Read more
Bade Chhote Joke
Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun Bade: – Nahi sunana hai Chhote: – arey sun to Bade: – Kya hai bol… Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Bade: – Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…? Chhote: … Read more
The intelligent Kid from IIN
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! This kid is from IIN! 😀 😀 😀
OXFORD Ka Kya Matlab Hai?
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai? Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi, yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. 😀 😀 😀