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Husband was shocked to read wife’s Old school report card.. The comment written on report card… . Very obedient and Soft Spoken student !!!
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Husband was shocked to read wife’s Old school report card.. The comment written on report card… . Very obedient and Soft Spoken student !!!
Who said car names don’t have meaning FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive….ߚ֠ VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. HONDA: Hanged Over, … Read more
Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath? Even i was shocked to hear that? Then i asked him why he is asking this ? He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi. . . Later on I realized that he was … Read more
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged … Read more
Girls Marks in Computer:” 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: “44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !! 😛 😛 😛
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged … Read more
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Sillyness.. T U V Tune Urself … Read more
3 nice thoughts. “Kill tension before tension kills u.” “Reach your goal before goal kicks u.” “Live LIFE before LIFE leaves.
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. They would apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance janitor would remove … Read more
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ————————– The woman who invented the phrase … “All men are the same” was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ————————– Whisky is … Read more