Very funny whatsapp joke
Why are people so worried about the ‘blue ticks’ on Whatsapp? Calm down… It’s just a messaging service… . . . . and not a Pregnancy Test! 😀 😀 😀
Latest whatsapp joke on Badlapur movie
Boy : 12:00, Badlapur?? Girl : Done. Girl : Where are you? Boy : Mulund PVR , waiting for you. Come soon idiot, movie is about to start. Where are you? Girl : Badlapur station 🙁 🙁 🙁
Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Whatsapp Message: Height Of Flirting
Height of Flirting Girl calls a boy: Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo Girl: Kahan ho yara subah se koi ata pata nahi! Boy: Arre hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon mein Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?? Boy: Tumhari photo dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha.. Girl: Maine … Read more
Whatsapp Funny SMS Jokes, Add Girl
Jaan-pehchaan hote hi ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano.. . . . . . . . . hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!! Search Terms for SMS & Shayari: new whatsapp status in hindi 2015 Whatsapp massege long text
Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit
Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai, Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha, Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 😀 ———- Pehna Suit hazaar ka, Bataya lakh ka, Aur becha Crore mein, Wah re Gujrati, Wah! ———- Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi … Read more
Two GIRLS Playing Chess!
Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess… (Joke Doesn’t End Here) GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai… GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth! (The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either) . . . Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai… BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain… … Read more
Funny hindi whatsapp jokes
Shortest Rebirth Story Wife-Marr gaye kya Husband-Aaya ————- Nepali Gorkha went to a shop to buy pillow. He showed a pic of a pillow to shopkeeper and said “Ayesha Takia chahiye”… —————— Wife:- How will u feel when i go to my maika? Husband:- mauka… mauka.. 😛 😛 😛
Funny whatsapp jokes
Zadu wala Chief Minister Chai wala Prime Minister 2nd ,3rd or 12th Pass desh ke Mantri . . . . . . Aur hum Graduate aur post graduate yahan whatsapp or facebook pe group group khel rahe hain…. 😀 😀 😀
Funny new style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. 😛 😛 😛
A heart touching message by a woman
Some one asked her a woman Are you a working woman or a house-wife ?? She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife. I work 24 hours a day….. I’m a “mum”, I’m a wife, I’m a daughter, I’m a daughter-in-law….. I’m an Alarm clock, I’m a Cook, I’m a Maid, I’m a … Read more