Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
I may not put colors on your face In this colorful festival but I’m praying god to add More and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi In Advance May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other … Read more
Dedicated to all IT Infrastructure guys… Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge galib…. Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hai “why our application is running slow?” 😛 Computer jokes programmer jokes
Reactions To Union Budget Of 2015 Pro Development ~ Prime Minister Narendra Modi It is a pro North Indian Budget ~Shiv Sena spokesperson I demand complete rollback of Union Budget ~ Mamta Banerje I will give 4.5 stars to Union Budget ~ Taran Adarsh It is not good for middle class. I wished Arun Jetly … Read more
@MeIrfaanKhan: #ABdeVilliers Never Learnt A-B-C-D in School, Because that was Already in his Name, He learnt 4-6-6-4-6-4 Instead ————————– @Amit_smiling: Why did #ABdeVilliers spare the Indian bowlers? Coz usne India ka namak khaya hai via #IPL. #CWC15 #WIvsSA Is he really a human? No, he’s a run machine. Yet another example of why he’s the … Read more
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere ROM – Where the pope lives SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern BUG – The reason you give for … Read more
Doctor: Mubarak ho ladka hua aapka. Arun lal: shandaar Delivery. Doctor: *Slap* Arun lal: Kalaiyon ka behtareen istemaal. ================================================================ Khoob Jamega Rang, Jab Mil Baithenge 3 Yaar Aap Mai Aur Thappad Padega Agar BAGPIPER Ka Khayal Bhi Aaya Only SPRITE ================================================================ I loved a girl…… N she broke my heart… </3 . . Now every … Read more
Zadu wala Chief Minister Chai wala Prime Minister 2nd ,3rd or 12th Pass desh ke Mantri . . . . . . Aur hum Graduate aur post graduate yahan whatsapp or facebook pe group group khel rahe hain….
FB CHAT (solid bejati).. . . Boy (politely): Hi… . . Girl (showing atitude) : Do I know you..? . . . . . . . . . Boy (in cool tone): nai re pagli.. teri itni aukaat kaha.. . Hahahahahahaha… 😀 😀 😀 😀 Boyz thoko LIKE..!
Ek ladka tha.. Usko kabhi pyar nahi hua tha aur uske pant ka zip hamesha khula raheta tha kyu? .. . . . . . . . … . Kyuki . . . . . . . ….. pyar bina chain kaha re ===================================================== ladki LOYAL honi chahiye, . . . . . . . … Read more
Chris Gayle Became First Non ~ Indian First West Indian To Score a ODI Double Century #WIvZIM —————— Headlines on India TV after Chris Gayle hit a double ton. Hats off @IndiaTVnews #WIvZIM #Gayle Indian fan take credit on Gayle double Century in World Cup.