Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Once Santa and his girl friend were sitting and seeing moon . Girl friend : batao Chand kaha hai. . Santa : Ek waha hai aur ek mere saamne hai . after marriage . Wife : chand kaha hai . . Santa : waha tera baap dfl lekar baitha hai kya.
Pappu college ki ladki se bola : “I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..” . . Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon” . . Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol, Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”
Platform par dher saara samaan liye khadi ek aurat se coolie ne puchha: Madam, Coolie chahiye? Aurat ne badi vinamrata ke sath jawab diya: Nahin bhaiya, Mere pati mere saath hain!! 😀 😀 😀
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Arun lal shaving Comes out of bathroom bleeding Wife asked : what happened? ??#Arunlal : blade ka bahari kinara laga — ashwani mishra (@ashufootiefan) February 27, 2015 Arun Lal's wife asked him that if they could have a third child. So he replied, "2 se hi santunsht hona padega" #ArunLal #Arunlalfacts — Tejas (@TejasTells) … Read more
======================================================= ======================================================= Latest funny Jokes on petrol price hike New Greetings: May your happiness increase like Petrol Price, May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!! Read this one: Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year. … Read more
India defeated UAE by 9 wickets. Petrol price is up by Rs 3.18/- and Diesel by Rs. 3.09/-. People in UAE must be Laughing and Singing, “Mauka Mauka..Mauka Mauka”.
Here are the Best hindi funny SMS Inspector: Jail me kese aye? Santa: Media ki ladki aai thi, usk tsirt me “Press” likha tha! Inspector: Phir?? Santa: Maine bhi vhi kiya jo likha tha ======================================== Raat ko 2 baje santa ko phone ata hai : yaha par Fatima Mehfooz reheti hai kya? Santa: Kutte itne … Read more
This is the latest ‘Mauka Mauka’ Ad For West Indies Vs India 😀 😀 😀 Go team India. #WontGiveItBack
Crazy Heights Of Jokes. MUST READ 1) Fashion? Lungi with a zip. 2) Laziness? Asking lift for morning walk. 3) Craziness? Get blank paper xerox. 4) Hope? A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming. 5) Stupidity? Looking through key hole of a glass door. 6) Suicide attempt? A dwarf jumps … Read more