Some Latest Funny Jokes
Wife: Wht r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes? Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer ========================================================== KEEP SMILING
Very Useful Information in Hindi
1- 90 प्रतिशत रोग केवल पेट से होते हैं। पेट में कब्ज नहीं रहना चाहिए। अन्यथा रोगों की कभी कमी नहीं रहेगी। 2- कुल 13 असाधारणीय शारीरिक वेग होते हैं । उन्हें रोकना नहीं चाहिए ।। 3-160 रोग केवल मांसाहार से होते है 4- 103 रोग भोजन के बाद जल पीने से होते हैं। भोजन […]
English Vinglish funny story
Can any one say the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished’? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between ‘Complete’ and […]
Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 2. Someone is “Driving” since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!! 3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise??? 4. Someone is always ‘available’. How free are you????? 5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m […]
Paise wala aur Gareeb Aadmi
Paise wala Aadmi: Aaj mere paas 14 Cars 18 Dukaanein 4 Bangale hain .. Tumhare paas kya hai??
Student talking to girls in class
Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ? . . . . . .
Latest Hindi Jokes – मेरी शादी क्यों नही हो रही है
Latest Hindi Jokes – मेरी शादी क्यों नही हो रही है एक आदमी ज्योतिषसे बोला…“मेरी शादी क्यों नही हो रही है? ? . . ज्योतिष बोला,“कैसे होगी पगले? कुन्डलीमें सुख ही सुख जो लीखा है!!!!!!“ ??
Husband Hindi Jokes – सबसे छोटा मज़ाक
Husband Hindi Jokes :- सबसे छोटा मज़ाक डॉक्टर : अब कैसा है तुम्हारा सिरदर्द ? मरीज़ : वो तो मायके गईं हैं …..!!!!??
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