Funny bakwas Jokes

1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. .
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Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki
Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai
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Boy :- Hi..
Girl :- Hi..
Boy :- How are you?
Girl :- I am Fi9 and you?
Boy :- Me too Fi9..
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Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha
Girl :- Haan Bolo……
Boy:-I likeu do u like me
Girl:- yes, no, yes, no….
Boy:- I Love You Very Much..
You are MyWorld.
Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u
Ladka Rone lagta hai aur
wahan se chala jaata hai…
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Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad
Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai..
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Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga,
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par duniya ke samne joothi muskan
liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme
hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta..
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1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai.
Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke
haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha
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Frnd :-“Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti
to tum use kyu pyar karta hai?
tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi.
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“Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya,
Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi..
Ladke Ne Bola :-
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“HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI
MAGAR
KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.