Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha.. “Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa, Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange! Je Ankh lag gayi, Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!” Ek aur……. Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence.. “Sawdhaani Hati… Kheer Pudi Banti!!” (Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)
Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h… ———–???———— Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno… ———–???———— Sardarni:- Please … Read more
Pyar koi barish ka nam nhi Jo barse aur tham jaaye Pyar suraj bhi nahi , Jo chamke aur doob jaye Pyar to naam hai saans ka Jo chale toh zindagi aur Ruke toh maut ban jaaye..!!
3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain – 1.MAA-BAP 2.WAQT 3.DOST 3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao- 1.KADAM 2.KASAM 3.KALAM 3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO- 1.PYAR 2.BAAT 3.FAISALA 3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti- 1.MOUT 2.WAQT 3.UMAR 3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho- 1.KARZ 2.FARZ 3.RISHTA 3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H- 1.DHOKA 2.GARIBI 3.YAADE 3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge- 1.GOD … Read more
8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai: 1 Sorry – Galti Ko. 2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko. 3 Gussa – Rishte Ko. 4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko. 5 Saath – Gam Ko. 6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko. 7 Facebook – Career Ko 8 Whats app – Time Ko. 😀
Funny Winter / Sardi Jokes And the time has come when we have to take hard decisions in life specially in morning….. Ki aaj nahaye ya nahin! ====================================== Safety Tip for Winters !! Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water.. & throw water on the mirror & say.. ” Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! … Read more
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit A new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Pratap says to himself, ‘I do not know … Read more
Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . . Bhikhari:” Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din se Bhukha Hoon” . . Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:” Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . . Bhikhari Khushi Se:” Ji Haan” . . . Santa:” To Saale, … Read more
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ========================================================= Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. ========================================================= Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem ========================================================= “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very … Read more
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime