Sardar on call
Sardar dials a number a Girl answered…. Sardar: Hello… kaun? Girl: Main Seeta… Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!! 😛 😀
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Jokes and Trolls on Top Ramen Banned
When I was buying Top Ramen noodles, Atma of Maggi noodles appeared & shouted: Hum thode bewafa kya huye. Aap to badchalan ho gaye. ———————————- The best part about Top Ramen? It’s not Maggi. ———————————- Ppl: Sunny Leone why are you so salty Me: Bcos I ate a lot of top ramen ———————————- Grocery Store: … Read more
Indian vs world funny jokes
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question’s wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts… anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: … Read more
Latest funny whatsapp Hindi Jokes
?टीचर : अगर तुम्हारा बेस्ट फ्रेंड और तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड दोनों डूब रहे हो तो तुम किसको बचाओगे …?? . . . . लड़का : डूब जाने दो सालों को … . आखिर दोनों एक साथ कर क्या रहे थे … . POINT TO BE NOTED!! ?????? ?आज का कुविचार? “जिन्दगी में कभी कोई गलती हो … Read more
Baby, where are you?
GF: Where are you? BF: hospital,had an accident GF: When will they discharge you? BF: in 2 days GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 😀
Kids are too smart these days
In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. “Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”… … Read more
Very funny Hindi latest jokes for whatsapp
-चींटी रिक्शे में बैठी और एक पैर बाहर रखा | ड्राइवर – मैडम पैर अंदर रखो | चींटी – नहीं ! रस्ते में हाथी मिलेगा उसे लात मारनी है | कल यही पर मुझे वो आँख मार के गया था | ??????? -संता ने एग्जाम के लिए क्वेश्चन पेपर बनाया | पेपर देखते ही सारे … Read more
Boys vs Girls whatsapp funny chatting Jokes
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time ?? . . Girl: “Awww… What Happen ?? . . Boy: “It Annoys Me..” . . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear.. . . Girl: “Awww… I Know . : Boy: “Get Lost Bye.. . . Girl: “Awww… … Read more
Funny latest Hindi whatspaa jokes collections !!!
There are 3 Doll in a man’s life. 1. His Daughter – Barbie Doll 2. His Gf – Baby Doll 3. His Wife – DAMADOLL !!!??? ??????????? Relations with Nice Persons are like Ice Cubes…!.. You Break, Crush, Squeeze, Beat & Grind Them; Still They Chill Your life . ĞööĐ MöřñïñĞ….:) ??????????? दया और जेठालाल … Read more
Funny new whatsapp jokes in market
?Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero. ??? ?Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me … Read more