Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Best PJ (Poor Jokes, Pathetic Jokes) Collection in Hindi and English
This is How Management sees your role in The Company…. When they give targets and responsibilities – they think you are from IIM When they give difficult situations to handle – they think that you are from IIT But when they do your appraisal – they think that you are from IIN
============================================================= ladki LOYAL honi chahiye, . . . . . . . . ROYAL to mere BHAI ki ENFIELD bhi hai.. ============================================================= Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up… . . . . . . . . . . . “chal-chal hurrr…”.. ============================================================= Ek din sabko marna hai..” … Read more
Here are some funny full forms of IT companies 1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT . 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output . 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses . 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions . 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems . 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping . … Read more
Dedicated to all IT Infrastructure guys… Hamari shakhsiyat ka andaza tum kya lagaoge galib…. Guzarte hai jo hum kabristan se to murde bhi uth ke pooch lete hai “why our application is running slow?” 😛 Computer jokes programmer jokes
Ek ladka tha.. Usko kabhi pyar nahi hua tha aur uske pant ka zip hamesha khula raheta tha kyu? .. . . . . . . . … . Kyuki . . . . . . . ….. pyar bina chain kaha re ===================================================== ladki LOYAL honi chahiye, . . . . . . . … Read more
Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. 😛 😛 😛
Husband and Wife “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation On “Whatsapp” – Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho? Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” – Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. … Read more
Height of humiliation plus insult….. A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriend . . . U R as useless as an ‘ay’ in ‘okay’…. 😛 😛 😛 ================================================= I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW” ================================================= Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U Gave Me Was An Insult Lady- How … Read more
Funny Animal Jokes – PJ for whatsapp 😛 First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you? Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy! Q: How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator? A: There are footprints in the butter. Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck? A: … Read more
Google was shocked on this, when it saw rajini’s email id is [email protected] !! Mind it 😛