Tanu weds Manu return jokes
फ़िल्म तनु वेड्स मनु रिटर्न्स में एक दुखी पति ने दूसरी शादी करने की हिम्मत क्या दिखाई लोगो ने पहले ही हफ्ते में फ़िल्म को 100 करोड़ के क्लब में शामिल करा दिया। इसका मतलब है की समस्या देशव्यापी है। 😀 😀 😛
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IIN ka Har student bewakuf nahi hota
एक माँ अपने 6 साल के बच्चे का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो-स्टूडियो लेकर गई. फोटोग्राफर बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए बोला:- “बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो… इस कैमरे से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा ! ”बच्चा बोला:- “फोकस एडजस्ट कर, जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर, पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ, ISO 200 के अंदर रखना ! … Read more
Who is the luckiest lover in the world?
Who is the luckiest lover in this world?? Guess…!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could not propose her & gets the same girl as his wife in an arrange marriage 😛 😛 😛
Funny Dekh Bhai memes on Maggi Ban
Funny Dekh Bhai memes on Maggi Ban 😛 😛 😛
Funny Jokes on recent ban on Maggi
After ban on MAGGI 90% girls on Matrimonial site removed ” Cooking ” as Hobby / Expertise… BREAKING: Japan to import 2 million high-lead Maggi packets to use as nuclear radiation shields Things to avoid with reasons: Maggi – Lead in it Cola – Cleaning chemical in it Smoking – Nicotine in it Relationship – … Read more
Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do?
Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do? Simple… 1. Open The Zip 2. Insert Your Hand. 3. Slowly Take Out. Pen & Paper From Bag And Write I Love You Mom & Dad 1001 Times Dirty Mind. 😛 😛 😛
IT Professionals Special funny joke
2 friends were chatting. Friend: Bhai need ur support.. Usne I love you bola online… Kya karu?? IT engineerfrnd: Bhai… Sabse pehle screen shot le .. 😀 😀 😀
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui Par kyun…
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui. Par kyun? Kyunki, Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khate pakde gaye!! aur kehne lage: Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hain 😛 😛 😛
Shadi-shuda aadmi ki haalat
Relationship status for married men…. dhobi ka kutta Na ex- ka.. Na next ka..
Pappu ki Plastic Surgery
Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega? Doctor: 50 Hazaar Pappu: Agar plastic hum de dein to? Doctor: (Gusse se).. Saare pighla ke chipka bhi lena!