Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
‘C O N D O M S’========== कल्पना करो यदि Top Brands Condoms भी बेचने शुरु करदें तो उन्हे अपनी प्रचलित Tag Line भी नहीं बदलनी पङेंगी। ========== ‘Pepsodent’ Condom: रातभर ढ़िशुम ढिशुम…… ========== ‘Colgate’ Condom: यह है हमारा सुरक्षा चक्र.. ========== ‘Nokia’ Condom: Connecting People.. ========== ‘MRF’ Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Mileage.. ========== ‘Moov’ … Read more
Sardar dials a number a Girl answered…. Sardar: Hello… kaun? Girl: Main Seeta… Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!! 😛 😀
When I was buying Top Ramen noodles, Atma of Maggi noodles appeared & shouted: Hum thode bewafa kya huye. Aap to badchalan ho gaye. ———————————- The best part about Top Ramen? It’s not Maggi. ———————————- Ppl: Sunny Leone why are you so salty Me: Bcos I ate a lot of top ramen ———————————- Grocery Store: … Read more
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question’s wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts… anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: … Read more
?टीचर : अगर तुम्हारा बेस्ट फ्रेंड और तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड दोनों डूब रहे हो तो तुम किसको बचाओगे …?? . . . . लड़का : डूब जाने दो सालों को … . आखिर दोनों एक साथ कर क्या रहे थे … . POINT TO BE NOTED!! ?????? ?आज का कुविचार? “जिन्दगी में कभी कोई गलती हो … Read more
GF: Where are you? BF: hospital,had an accident GF: When will they discharge you? BF: in 2 days GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 😀
In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. “Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”… … Read more
-चींटी रिक्शे में बैठी और एक पैर बाहर रखा | ड्राइवर – मैडम पैर अंदर रखो | चींटी – नहीं ! रस्ते में हाथी मिलेगा उसे लात मारनी है | कल यही पर मुझे वो आँख मार के गया था | ??????? -संता ने एग्जाम के लिए क्वेश्चन पेपर बनाया | पेपर देखते ही सारे … Read more
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time ?? . . Girl: “Awww… What Happen ?? . . Boy: “It Annoys Me..” . . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear.. . . Girl: “Awww… I Know . : Boy: “Get Lost Bye.. . . Girl: “Awww… … Read more