Collection of Husband Wife Jokes, Pati-Patni Chutkule, Hindi Marriage Jokes

Biwi market se kya laayi!

June 1, 2016 by Joker

Biwi market se lauti Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai. Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain !! 😀 😛

Intelligent Husband’s reply to wife

June 1, 2016 by Joker

Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband – Where are you going ?

Wife – I’m moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah

May 30, 2016 by Joker

Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?

Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.

Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?

A Genius Husband

May 27, 2016 by Joker

A Genius Husband gave the keys of his brand new Mercedes to his Wife with a warning:

Biwi aur Sharaab

May 26, 2016 by Joker

Biwi:
Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Husband Wife Funny Conversation

May 14, 2016May 13, 2016 by Joker

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur… Wife: Aur kya? tell me aur kya…. ? Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya? Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par 😀 😛

एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को लेकर घबराया हुआ डॉक्टर की क्लिनिक पर आया

May 4, 2016 by Joker

एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को लेकर घबराया हुआ
डॉक्टर की क्लिनिक पर आया
और
डॉक्टर को हाथ पकड़ कर साइड पर ले गया,

डॉक्टर :-क्या हुआ..?

आदमी :-डॉक्टर साहब,
मेरी बीवी 8GB का memory card निगल गई है,
तब से लगातार गाने गा रही है..!
जल्दी से निकाल दीजिये..!
डॉक्टर:-कब से गाने गा रही है
आदमी:-गाने को गोली मारिये डॉक्टर साहब,

मेरी तो ये सोच कर हालत ख़राब हो रही है,
कि,