Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?
Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.
Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?
Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!