Funny new style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. 😛 😛 😛
Whatsapp jokes
Difference between “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation
Husband and Wife “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation On “Whatsapp” – Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho? Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” – Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. … Read more
Funny Girfriend -Boyfriend jokes
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin emoticon Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain . . Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ? How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl … Read more
Funny Mathematical Jokes
………………… Which song is this? 12.99999 . . . . . . . . . “tera hone laga hoon” Which song is this? 13.00000000000001 . . . . . . . . . . “tera tera tera suru…” Guess which song is this 2√2√2√2√2 . . . . . . . . Jab mila two … Read more
Boys vs Girls jokes
Pakistani Boy: Mai tumse pyaar karta hu. Girl: Sorry, English please… Paki Boy: Insahallah…All Boys played well…….. 🙂
Funny conversation between Software engineer and his wife
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – … Read more
What’s WhatsApia?
There’s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It’s a condition called “WhatsApia“. The symptoms are: 1. Having an app called WhatsApp. 2. Constantly checking to see if you have messages. 3. Checking if someone has been online and why they haven’t replied to you. 4. Anxiety that you must reply or the … Read more
Crazy people on my WhatsApp list
1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!! 3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise??? 4. Someone is always ‘Available’. How free Are you????? 5. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using … Read more