Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu
GF- Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu Bf- Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gum…. Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyuki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM….. 😛 😛 😛
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GF- Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu Bf- Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gum…. Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyuki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM….. 😛 😛 😛
Boy Goes To A Girl With Full Of Confidence “Dekho, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Maare.” Is Liye Tum Haan Kaho To Un Dono Ko Bhai Behan Bana De.“
A Man went to Battery Shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon? A man : Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya 😛 😛
सरदार के कोई संतान नहीं थी। उसने खूब मन्नतें मांगी, नंगे पैर तीर्थ यात्रा पर गया, भूमि पर सोया, सारे देवी देवताओं के दर्शन किए, बहुत दिनों तक उपवास किया, और अंत में कठिन निर्जला व्रत आरम्भ कर दिया। तब भगवान् खुद प्रकट हुए और हाथ जोड़ कर बड़े दीन भाव से बोले.. ” पहले … Read more
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi.. Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!! ————————- Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main? Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo.. warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!! Girl: Nahi, aisa … Read more
Dedicated to all corporate guys : Ek boss apne employee se bola – ek din aisa aayega ki khane ko kuch nahi hoga, pine ko pani nahi hoga, sara petrol khatm ho jayega, log ek dusre ke dushman ban jayenge, dunia me hahakar mach jayega… One Employee – “Sir, usdin bhi office aana he kya???”
Who is the luckiest lover in this world?? Guess…!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could not propose her & gets the same girl as his wife in an arrange marriage 😛 😛 😛
Me – I love you..marry me.. She – Are you mad..? Me – Is that the criteria? *blocked* ? ================================================= One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence. The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things: 1. Religion 2. Sxuality 3. Mystery Here Is … Read more
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai? Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi, yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. 😀 😀 😀
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa? Kid- Both Papa- No tell me one? Kid- Both Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris Where will u go? Kid- Paris Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America Papa- If i go … Read more