Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!
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Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main?
Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo..
warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!!
Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna 
Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai
Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
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Hostel me rehne wale bachcho ke dard ko samjhte hue
Baba Ramdev ‘Desi Maggi’ launch kar sakte hain…
Mauka hai aur dastoor bhi!!
Desi maggi ka naam ‘Patanjali Namkeen Sivaiya’
Ya
‘Sivaiyaa, Sab bhookho ki maiya’ hoga!
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BREAKING NEWS:
After the ban on Maggi,
90% girls on matrimony sites removed ‘Cooking’ as a Hobby/expertise!
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Maggi tak to theek hai,
But kisi ne poha-jalebi par rok lagayi, to dange ho jaayenge
Aur kisi ne kota ki kachori pe rok lagane ki sochi, to Yuddh ho jayega!
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