Sharaabi Aur Train
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Hindi
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Funny Boy In Love With Girl
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin Girl … Read more
Life means Friendship (Dosti)
Life Means.. 1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table.. . . Life Means.. 4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta.. . . Life Means, School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai.. . . Life Means.. Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali…. . … Read more
10 Year Income funny comparison
10 year Income: . . Teacher 25 Lakh Docter 50 Lkh Engnr 45 L IAS Offcer 70 L Nirmal baba 500 Cr. Sanyasi(Ramdev) 1177Cr. SattyaSai Baba 40000 Cr. “SO, CHOOSE UR CAREER CAREFULY”! Chhodo ghar bar chalo Haridwar, High profile job hai yaar!
Rajasthani Wife and Japanese Hubby
A Rajasthani girl marries a Japanese. A year later they are blessed with twins. Guess what they name the twins? They name them, Jo-hoyo, So-hoyo !!
India mein High Alert
Hamare Bharat mein high alert ka matlab.. Police ko Danda pakda kar Chauraho par khada kar dena… Jaise Atankwadi AK 47 ke bajaye, Bhains lekar aayenge!
Funny Boy with No Girl Friend
She, “You’re so funny and sorted, how can you not have a gf?” . . . Me, “Tum ban jao” . . . . . She, “See, you’re so funny” 😛
Today’s Whatsapp kids Hindi Jokes
Chota Baccha(Dukandar Se): Uncle Rang Gora Karney Wali Cream Hai?? . . Dukandar: Ha Hai Beta.. . . . . . . Baccha: To Saale Lagata Q Nahi……Mai ROZ Tujhe Sapne Me Dekh Kar Dar JATA HUN…. ——————————————— Teacher : Kitne saal k ho ?. Me : Register me check kar le,. Teacher : kaha … Read more
Ek ToothBrush ki Dard bhari Kahani India
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam … Read more
5 funny 140 Character jokes in Hindi
A New Teacher Joins school He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance. Teacher asks- “kya TUM Judva ho.?? Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain ———————————– Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi… Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi… Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab… Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi… ———————————– Mor Morni ko … Read more