Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya… Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi… Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! 😀
Hindi
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Whatsapp SMS on Pappu
Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more
Funny Bank Job Interview question
*During interview* SBI: “Tell me something abt urself.” Applicant: “Counter 3 pe form bhar do. 2 hafte baad pata kar lena” SBI: “Hired!”
Funny Machchhar Jokes
life me kitne bhi dukh mile gam mile . . apne aansu beh jaane dena unhe rokna mat..!! . . . kyuki…!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ruke hue pani me hi malaria wale maccher aande dete hai..
Sardars on phone call
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’
Santa Banta in Army Training
Army Training ke dauran, OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’ BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!” OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?” SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat … Read more
Lady on phone
A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. 😡 Thodi der baad Another call from another unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it … Read more
Santa at a Restaurant
Waiter: Your Bill Sir! Santa : Take My Card… Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai! Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? 😛
Beizzati Aur Biwi
Arz kiya hai… Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai… Gaur farmaiyega… Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…. Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! 😀
Jokes on WhatsApp Group Admin
Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak… Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.. Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola, Aailaa.. Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata! ———————————— Admin jalebi bech raha tha, lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo” Santa: … Read more