Facebook Whatsapp Blocked Jokes

She: So where do you live? Me: Andheri. She: East or West? Me: India is the best. *blocked* —- Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . Me also Single. *blocked*. —- He~ Math m Unknown ko”X” kehte hn She~ To ? He~ You’re unknown too She~ Khna kya chahte ho? He~ … Read more

3 Idiots – Facebook joke

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Rancho: *Smiling*..

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai.  🙂 😉

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…

Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!

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