Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Hamare purush users ne humse poochha hai ki jeevan mein premika ke hone ke kya faayde hain. Atah aaj hum batayenge ki jeeven mein Girlfriend hone ke kya-kya faayde hain. 1. Doston mein aapki izzat bad jaati hai: Ye jeevan ka ek kadva sach hai bhakton. Aajkal usi ladke ki har koi izzat karta hai … Read more
1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = BLACK is a color , WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why.. 😛 😀
# The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t even see it. What is it? Answer Coffin # There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? Answer incorrectly # What is it that goes up and goes down but … Read more
A tip to all male friends: ladki ka no. mangna ho to never ask HEY U ON WHATSAPP?? vo bolegi SRY I DON’T HAVE A SMART PHONE pehle use bolo YAAR PICS TOH TUMHARI PALANG-TOD HAI.. KONSA PHONE USE KARTI HO? Then she won’t have that excuse 😛
Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte.. Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do 😛 😛
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ? Banta: Tere paas biwi ya girlfriend hai ? Santa: Nahi Banta: To phir Hanuman Jayanti hai. ————————————————- Valentines Day is over. . . . . Results will be declared on 14 November! ————————————————- Flirtation if for seconds; Passion is for minutes; Liking is for hours; Longing is for … Read more
1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha … Read more
Cricket World Cup and Valentine Day Give 5 star dinner to your wife on this valentine as Match between India vs Pakistan on 15th Feb. My girl friend is not allowing me to watch Ind vs Pak world cup match. How can I convince her? 😛
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged … Read more
Why Boys get Blocked on facebook twitter . . Boy: What’s your Name ?? Girl: Palak and you ? Boy: Paneer !!! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: What’s Up ? Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl : tu Soya hai…?? Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hun..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . . Girl : see ya ! … Read more