If Martin Guptill would have been an Indian
If Martin Guptill would have been an Indian, his parents be like: . . . . . . . . . . . . 237 toh thik h, lekin wo Sharma ji k bete ne dekho, 264 maare hai…!!
Funny boyfriend v/s girlfriend conversation
Girlfriend: Baby u have changed a lot these days, you didn’t even reply to my mesg last night. Boy: No swthrt i was just busy with work… GF: From the past 4-5 days you are using work as an excuse to being busy. I feel you’re hiding something from me… Boy: Not at all swhrt, … Read more
Johnson to Afridi funny Convo
Johnson To Afridi :- Kya yaar.. Humko batting nahi mila… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Afridi To Johnson:- Ja beta semi final mein hamare papa sabko batting dete hai….
Story of Stock Market
There lived lot of monkeys in a village. One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys. He announced that he will buy a monkey @ hundred rupees each. The villegers thought that this man is mad They thought , how can somebody buy stray monkeys .did anybody give 100 rupees For … Read more
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
☑ 1) What r u doing? Ans. : Business Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX! ☑ 2) What r u doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! ☑3) From where r u getting Goods? Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND … Read more
Pakistani PM calling MS Dhoni
Pakistani PM : Hello Dhoni We have heard that U r retiring after This World Cup Dhoni : Yes. True. PPM : Will You please Join our team n lead Pakistan cricket n take it too new level. Dhoni : Silence. PPM: Please dhoni, we r ready to pay any amoun. Dhoni : Ok. I … Read more
Funny Secret behind Rohit Sharma century against Bangladesh
Dhoni- Waah re mere Sher kal kya khela tha tu,. Rohit Sharma- Haa yaar gussa aya tha,.. Dhoni- Kis baat ka gussa?. Rohit- Wo Shakib-Al-Hasan mujhse aake puchta hai,tu Anushka Sharma ka bhai hai kya?
Funny Idea IIN Jokes
During a heart transplant. Doctor: Sh!t Nurse: what happened. D: My mobile network is gone. N: So? D: I don’t know what to do next. N: Why. D: I’m from IIN. Nurse behosh… ———– This is deadly. Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him. Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving. Police-without Teacher? Sardar-ya,i … Read more
ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 predictions spreading over whatsapp
ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 wc quarter finals, Semi finals & final predictions 😀 1st quarter final srilanka 152 all out in 44 overs South Africa 153 / 2 in 30 overs at Sydney south Africa wins 2nd quarter final india 332 /5 in 50 overs Bangladesh 197 all out 45 overs Bangladesh lost by 135 runs 3d quarter final Australia 262/7 in 50 … Read more
ICC Cricket World Cup 2015: Twitter reactions to India’s victory against Bangladesh
100 ODI wins for Dhoni. Time to salute him. — Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) March 19, 2015 Deep down Virat loves Rubel, gonna take him out for dinner so they can abuse each other.#INDvsBAN — Gaurav Sethi (@BoredCricket) March 19, 2015 Pakistan just one win away from being packed by India out of the World Cup … Read more