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Hame To Apno Ne Luta. Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha ! Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro.. Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha 😛 😛 😛
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Hame To Apno Ne Luta. Gairo Mai Kahan Dam Tha ! Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko To Choro.. Rat mai ‘Lotay Mai Pani’ Kam Tha 😛 😛 😛
एक लड़का आश्रम में जा कर बाबा से बोला: बाबाजी मेरा पूजा में मन नहीं लगता, मैं क्या करू? बाबा: पूजा को मेरे पास भेज दो, शायद मेरा मन लग जाये! ? बाप- बेटा, गिनती सीख गए हो ? बेटा- हाँ पापा ! बाप- तो बताओ 1, 2, 3, 4 के बाद क्या आता है … Read more
1. जिंदगी में सिर्फ ‘पाना’ ही सबकुछ नहीं होता, उसके साथ नट-बोल्ट भी चाहिए । 2. यहां खुदा है, वहां खुदा है, आस पास खुदा ही खुदा है, और जहां खुदा नहीं है, वहां कल खुदेगा । 3. वो इश्क़ मे यारो कमाल कर बैठी लिख कर “I love you” send to all कर बैठी … Read more
Men are nice people. It’s proven by Friendship Day survey results. 88% wives hate their husband’s friends; Whereas 98% husbands love their wife’s friends! Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end. Sign Board In Front Of A Corporate Office: Drive slowly, don’t kill the employees, … Read more
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai, Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai, Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me, Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan “NOT 4 SALE” hai! DIL- “khubsurat ghar” ZINDGI- “khubsurat safar” DOSTI- “khubsurat rista” PYAR- “khubsurat Pal” OR TUM- in tamam chizo ka 1 khubsurat Tohfa…!! Jab waqt ne zindagi se … Read more
IF U love sum one don’t keep him in ur heart! keep him on ur nails! So if U Fail in love, don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! ……Dats Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .
Shayari 4 u Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah) 2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya
Pappu Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Pappu: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
GF- Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu Bf- Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gum…. Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyuki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM….. 😛 😛 😛
Once Rajnikanth went to Mc’Donalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc’Donalds refused… Since that day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!