Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes
Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes
- Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
- When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
- When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
- There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
- When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
- If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajni’s follower
- Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth stories
- Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
- Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
- Rajnikanth can make onions cry!
- Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !
- Rajnikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
- People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajnikanth for Help
- Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !
- Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in
- Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajnikanth
- Rajnikanth knows the last digit of pi
- Once Rajnikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
- There is no April 1st in Rajni calendar, because no one can fool him
- Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajnikanth’s shooting practice
- Rajnikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
- Rajnikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet
- Once Rajnikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
- When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.
- Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
- Gmail’s email address [email protected]
- Monalisa got her smile from Rajnikanth
- Rajnikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
- Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
- When Rajni wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth
- Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!
- Rajnikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
- Rajnikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
- Rajnikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
- Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajnikanth, He got what he deserved .
- Rajnikanth counted to Infinity many times
- Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajnikanth lives here.
- Rajnikanth can drown a fish
- Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajnikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don’t watch a few seconds movie.
- Rajnikanth can play a Violin with a piano
- Rajnikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
- Once death has “Near Rajnikanth experience”
- Once Rajnikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
- When Rajnikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajni Inside”
- Its only when Rajnikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted
- Rajnikant can make fire using two ice cubes
- Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door
- Guinness World Records requested Rajni to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajnikanth”
- Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajni’s IQ…. poor Paul!
- Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajnikant knows Kaun banega crorepati !
- Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
- When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
- Rajnikant B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
- When Rajnikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
- The earth spins faster when Rajnikanth goes for Running !
- Rajnikanth can speak in Braille
- Rajnikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as “The Islands”
- Rajnikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
- Rajnikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
- Rajnikanth can remember the Future !
- Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
- Rajnikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
- Rajnikanth can paste something even before he copy it
- When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
- There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajnikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
- Rajnikanth don’t like the other side of Moon! That’s why its not visible from earth
- Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
- Rajnikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !
- When Google wants to search something, they search Rajnikanth
- Rajnikanth can divide by Zero !
- Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs
- Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajnikanth
- Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
- To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as answer to every question
- Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
- Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
- When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
- Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
- Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
- It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
- Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum
- Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
- Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover
- Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
- Rajnikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered
- Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth
- Rajnikanth can smell the sound
- Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung cancer
- Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet
- Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass !
- Rajnikanth can boil a egg in ice water
- Rajnikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze