Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

Funny Rajnikanth One Liner Jokes

• Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is

• When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !

• When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match

• There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control

• When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death

• If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajni’s follower

• Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth stories

• Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life

• Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning

• Rajnikanth can make onions cry!

• Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !

• Rajnikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match

• People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajnikanth for Help

• Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !

• Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in

• Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajnikanth

• Rajnikanth knows the last digit of pi

• Once Rajnikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo

• There is no April 1st in Rajni calendar, because no one can fool him

• Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajnikanth’s shooting practice

• Rajnikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted

• Rajnikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet

• Once Rajnikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon

• When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult.

• Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !

• Gmail’s email address [email protected]

• Monalisa got her smile from Rajnikanth

• Rajnikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”

• Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.

• When Rajni wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !

• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth

• Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!

• Rajnikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball

• Rajnikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket

• Rajnikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon

• Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajnikanth, He got what he deserved .

• Rajnikanth counted to Infinity many times

• Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajnikanth lives here.

• Rajnikanth can drown a fish

• Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajnikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don’t watch a few seconds movie.

• Rajnikanth can play a Violin with a piano

• Rajnikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !

• Once death has “Near Rajnikanth experience”

• Once Rajnikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!

• When Rajnikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajni Inside”

• Its only when Rajnikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted

• Rajnikant can make fire using two ice cubes

• Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door

• Guinness World Records requested Rajni to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajnikanth”

• Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajni’s IQ…. poor Paul!

• Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajnikant knows Kaun banega crorepati !

• Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!

• When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!

• Rajnikant B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”

• When Rajnikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !

• The earth spins faster when Rajnikanth goes for Running !

• Rajnikanth can speak in Braille

• Rajnikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as  “The Islands”

• Rajnikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !

• Rajnikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries

• Rajnikanth can remember the Future !

• Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

• Rajnikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him

• Rajnikanth can paste something even before he copy it

• When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

• There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajnikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !

• Rajnikanth don’t like the other side of Moon!  That’s why its not visible from earth

• Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !

• Rajnikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !

• When Google wants to search something, they search Rajnikanth

• Rajnikanth can divide by Zero !

• Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs

• Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

• Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

• New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajnikanth

• Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.

• To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as answer to every question

• Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

• Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

• Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy

• Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

• When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no answer

• Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

• Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

• Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

• It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

• Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.

• Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum

• Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator

• Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover

• Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane

• Rajnikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered

• Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth

• Rajnikanth can smell the sound

• Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung cancer

• Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet

• Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass !

• Rajnikanth can boil a egg in ice water

• Rajnikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze